Is elevator music better?

Yes.

Are Krazy Straw glasses better?

Yes. They are timeless.

Is the Dragonzord flute call better?

Yes.

Is spelling words on a calculator better?

If it’s related to BOOBS, yes.

Is arguing with bouncers better?

Yes, and smarter.

Is Gary Busey better?

Yes. Also, better than everything.

Is Nintendocore better?

Fuck. Yes.

Is Jesse Camp better?

Yeaaaaaaaa man

Is Baby Roll Asleep better?

Yes.

Are Beanie Babies better?

Yes.

Is Wilt Chamberlain boning 20K chicks better?

Sure is.

Is Scatch better?

Yes.

Are childhood crushes better?

Yes.

Is MacGruber better?

Fuck Yea.

Is Penny’s smug know-it-all attitude better?

Duh.